Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink

“Umm what am I supposed to say here?   Like am I still on earth?    Or is this fake life?  It has to be fake life right?   I mean this whole video was so far over the top that I couldn’t even breath and that’s BEFORE they broke out the whipped cream, macaraoni and lube!   Like I was already at max freak out and then it went to a different galaxy or something.  I swear my heart stopped beating for 7 or 8 seconds at the whipped cream part.    Now I don’t know whether to laugh,  cry or throw roses on the stage.    I guess the only thing you can do in situation like these is quote Don King….Only In America!”  - Pres