Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink

A Spartan fan gets really excited this week, and decides he wants to be in Ann Arbor during the game, He gets in his car, with his trusty dog Duffy, and heads off to Ann Arbor. Arriving in Ann Arbor, he spots a sports bar, parks his car, and heads for the bar with his dog tagging along.

Arriving at the bar, the doorman says, “Hey, man, even if I was going to let you in the bar with all of that Green and White gear on, I can’t let you in with the dog”. The Spartan fan knew this was coming, and said “But he is a very special dog. He is a big Spartan fan, and he does funny things during Spartan sporting events that make people laugh. All of the bars around my house love to have him come to see Spartan events, because he is so funny. Your patrons will love it, even though he is rooting for the Spartans”. Intrigued, the doorman asks, “Can you give me an example?”

“Sure I can”, said the Spartan fan. With that, he yelled, “First down, Spartans”. The dog didn’t hesitate, he sat up straight and barked excitedly. The doorman wasn’t too impressed, but the Spartan fan persisted, saying “Touchdown, Spartans!” This time, the dog ran around in circles, chasing his tail, woofing feverishly. Seeing that the doorman was intrigued, the Spartan fan yelled, “TD, Wolverines!” Duffy the dog immediately stopped being excited, laid on the ground, and covered his eyes with his paws and whimpered pitifully.. Now the Spartan fan went for the big one, and yelled, “Spartans win!!!” Hearing this, Duffy jumped to his feet, elevated on his hind legs, and actually barked out the MSU Fight song.

The doorman had seen enough, and said “You know what, that is just too cool. My patrons will like that. Go on in!”

As they started to go in, the doorman said, “Hey, by the way, what does he do when you yell “Wolverines win!”? The Spartan fan looked a little confused, and

 then finally answered, “You know, I don’t know. Duffy is only 3 years old”.